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TTe Little Prince, an original French title La Petit Prince

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A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"

The rabbi says, "Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel
in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the
shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the
excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin.

Then, thinking fast , he recites the only other sentence he knows in a
foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder: "Ma nishtana
ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight
different from all other knights?"

Ca c'est, pour moi, le plus beau et le plus triste paysage du monde. C'est le même paysage que celui de la page précédente, mais je l'ai dessiné une fois encore pour bien vous montrer. C'est ici que le petit prince apparu sur la terre, puis disparu. Regardez attantivement ce paysage afin d'être sûrs de le reconnaître, si vous voyagez un jour en Afrique, dans le desert. Et, s'il vous arrive de passer par là, je vous en supplie, ne vous pressez pas, attendez-vous un peu juste sous l'étoile! Si alors un enfant vient à vous, s'il rit, s'il a des cheveux d'ôr, s'il ne répond pas quand on l'interroge, vous devinerez bien qui il est. Alors soyez gentils! Ne me laissez pas tellement triste: ecrivez moi vite qu'il est revenu...

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