If my memory serves me right, Mein Kampf was written _before_ Hitler rose to power, not afterwards. We should be looking for publications by Bashar prior to his inheriting his father's "throne."

It'll be probably something on dental hygiene, which is a tad too boring

Oh, I don't know. For all we know, he may be writing pornographic novels under a pseudonym.

by niking yourself hamster do you still expect a respons?

Still he got one.