Groucho: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Groucho: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. T: I was with him till the very end.
Groucho: Huh! No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. T: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Groucho: Oh, I see. Then it was murder. Will you marry me?
Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.