‏¹ Look - and people know this, they really do - if you took my brain, and you put it - and this is just hypothetical, okay? - you put it in a bird, which by the way, birds love me, always have, incredible creatures - that bird would be amazing. The best. People would say, “Sir, that bird is flying backward,” and I’d say, “Exactly. Because it knows what's behind. Most birds, they don't - they just go forward, like fools.”
And they say it’s dumb - no, no, it’s not dumb, it’s strategic. Genius. That’s what it is. It’s called flying backward with purpose, okay? Something Biden wouldn’t understand, believe me. And I had generals - great generals, tough guys, crying - real tears - saying, “Sir, we’ve never seen a bird do that.”
And I said, “Of course not. You’ve never seen a bird with my brain.” It’s true! The media won’t report it, fake news, total disgrace. But the bird? It wins. It wins. The UN pigeons - and you know the UN, a mess, total disaster - they stand up, they salute it, they salute the bird! And the American eagle, strong bird, great branding - the eagle says, “I’m out, this guy’s got it.” That’s what they’re saying. Everyone’s saying it.

‏¹ https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/don...

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